So why the heck is it that a majority of the guys I end up dating are bat-sh*t crazy? I'd like to think I'm capable of sussing out a normal personality from the crowd, but time and again the Weird Guy ends up fooling me into thinking he's just a normal guy. And then the weirdness begins...
Take the 'So-Called Foreigner'. First, he tried to convince me his English was not so great because he was from Germany. He clearly had an American accent (as in zero German accent). And when I probed, discovered he had in fact grown up in New York and only recently spent 3 years in Germany. A far cry from being a legitimate foreigner.
The night didn't get better from there. He seemed threatened by my knowledge of how to make a sake bomb. Despite having known him for all of 2 hours, he was convinced that I wanted him to be my personal trainer at the gym. Huh?? I don't even know you!
However, my ever-optimistic attitude led me to think the night could still turn out well. Nope. Upon going in for the goodnight kiss, he seemed to think it was entirely appropriately to utter, "I just want to pound you."
WTF?!???!!
Who says that???? I mean... really! I was so completely shocked that someone had just said that to me that I didn't even know what to say. I just stood in stunned silence for a moment. Then common sense kicked in and I suggested it would be best to end the night. His comeback to that? He accused me of being asexual.
Again....WTF?!???!!
Looking back on that incident, I just shake my head and wonder why, like moths to a flame, I attract the weird guys. Am I the only woman that this kind of thing happens to? I refuse to believe I'm the only woman out there with the magical power of being able to attract the crazies. Quite frankly, its a talent I could do without.
Is it really so much to ask for a normal, educated, gainfully employed man who has integrity and is respectful? Its not like I'm asking to win the lottery.... or maybe I am. The odds seem to be about the same.
Actually, I think the odds of winning the lottery may be slightly more favorable. That's not terribly encouraging...
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